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20 some odd years ago, Wealthy Logging Industrialist Thomas Wayne and his wife Martha were gunned down outside the Vancouver Opera House. Known as Tom and Midge, they were beloved pillars of the community. Their son, Bruce, better known as “Young Dave” has sworn to honor their memory. He has dedicated a trust fund in their honor with a mandate to work toward the reduction and elimination of Cholera in the Third World.

Young Dave is widely considered the most eligible bachelor in the province; wealthy, intelligent and handsome with the training of an Olympic athlete, holding a Bronze for Skeleton from the Torino games. Despite all this, he has never married, declaring that he is married to his work. While he does hold the controlling interest of Wayne Industries, his primary work is that of honoring his parents, fighting crime as a Corporal in the RCMP.

Fucking Canadians.